By Lizzie Stephani
Secretary of State Wayne Williams and his deputy Suzanne Staiert learned the hard way this week that Google map’s choice of “County Road 12” as the “fastest” route between Fairplay and Leadville wasn’t so fast. That’s because the road is also known as Mosquito Pass.
Had they googled “Mosquito Pass” — which we all did at the office when they texted us about their dilemma — the first entry they would have seen was a website entitled “dangerous roads.” Other entries talking about how the 10-mile pass has “humbled many egos” and features bowling-ball size boulders.
Williams and Staiert set off Monday to visit Park County Clerk Debra Green, then Lake County Clerk Patty Berger as part of Williams’ goal to visit every clerk’s office every year. The first few miles of the pass featured dirt, but then the stones appeared.
“When I got to the hairpin I told Wayne, ‘I’m not one to give up easily, but this isn’t a road,’” Staiert said.
Staiert was worried about damaging her Honda Pilot. They turned around — no easy feat either — and took another route to Leadville, getting them to the clerk’s office in Lake County an hour later than planned.
Former state legislator Ken Chlouber of Leadville laughed when he heard about Williams’ and Staiert’s adventure on the pass.
“Fastest — by burro!” he said. “That’s something city folks should stay away from. That’ll eat up a Honda Pilot and spit it out.”